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We have seen news of cows getting driving license and buffalo getting admit card to sit in an exam. Such cases seems to be pretty common these days and now in yet another goof of government, a 7 years old canine Tommy Singh, son of Sheru Singh has received Aadhar Card issues by UIDAI through the agency in Madhya Pradesh’s Bhind District on April 27, 2015.

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According to the details in his Aadhar card, the lucky dog, Tommy singh was born on November 26, 2009 to his father Sheru Singh and his unique citizenship number is 5485 5000 8000. While being arrested and interrogated by the district police, Azam Khan, the proud owner of this pet dog said that the reason for getting a card for his dog is simply because the dog stays with him. But Khan didn’t have explanation for why he has given his dog a surname as Singh.IDcard

Further report says that the Aadhar enrollment agency involved in issuing the card has a history of making cards for animals like birds and dogs. This hilarious incident came into light when residents in the village complained to police about difficulties getting Aadhar cards from the agency. The supervisor of the agency has been arrested by the police for forgery and further investigation.

So, all the while, the agency has been issuing cards to animals and not to humans? It seems Aadhar’s computers and their biometric system need to be updated for proper ‘human identification’.

Here is the reaction by Tommy after he gets an Aadhar card.faith

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It’s true that advertisement is the best method of marketing as it helps in earning great deal of profit. However, what happens when advertisement went completely wrong? Here are some of the most worst advertising mistakes one can find in India.

1. Where is the Police? Bear for child available!!!51

2. Sales available for girls – Hurry Up!!!586314007

3. You can’t have two wives at a time!!!bedsheet

4. The reason why Authors don’t earn in India!!!bestseller1

5. Buy One get One free is an old offer!!!combo

6. BHK apartment available including family – Orphans, hurry up, Limited offer!!!forsale

7. Go for it boys, I checked it myself!!!!free

8. For those who doesn’t have a girlfriend!!!FTH-21-310x205

9. Have you ever seen such a gigantic offer!!!htc

10. Magic Bedsheet will let you have a hard-on!!!magicbesheet

11. Nice looking and handsome men available!!!men-available-special-offer-and-sale-funny

12. Well, AC and Washing machine are ok, but how in the hell a WIFE!!!pg

13. Those who could’s afford a volkswagen!!!24-Funny-Photos-From-India-12

14. It’s all about how you advertise!!!price

15. How can they accomplish such task???rooms

16. WHY!!!! Just tell me Why?scotch

17. Huge sale, like you have never seen!!!shirts

18. Kuch Bhi yaar!!!shopping

19. By far the best special offer for drunkards!!!special-offer

20. Did he forgot to include pair or he thinks of his customers as “Chutiya”Buy1Shoe

21. Who wouldn’ want such a nice bed?funny-sign-buy-bed-free-1-night-stand

22. Because customers are dickhead!!!great-deal-buy-1-beer-for-the-price-of-2-and-get-the-second-one-free

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There are times when we stumble upon some questions that changes our life. However, some questions are also meant to be life changing even without having any sense in them. Here are some of the most nonsensical questions that will make think for a while.

1. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

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2. If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

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3. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

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4. If God sneezes, what should you say?

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5. If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59 PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

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6. If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?

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7. If vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?

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8. Can you daydream at night?

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9. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

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10. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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11. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?

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12. If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?

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13. What was Captain Hook’s name before he got the hook?

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14. Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you without your clothes on anyway.

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15. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you are the main witness, what if you say “no”?

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16. Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

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17. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

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18. When two men get married to each other, do they both go to the same bachelor party?

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19. If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?

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20. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

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21. Do you yawn in your sleep?

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22. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

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1. The chicken is the closest living relative to the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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2. The smallest bird egg belongs to the hummingbird and is the size of a pea.  The largest bird egg, from which the ostrich hatches, is the size of a cantaloupe.

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3. A bird’s eye takes up about 50 percent of its head; our eyes take up about 5 percent of our head. To be comparable to a bird’s eyes, our eyes would have to be the size of baseballs.

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4. The penguin is the only bird that can swim, but not fly. It is also the only bird that walks upright.

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5. Owls turn their heads almost 360○ (a complete circle) but they cannot move their eyes.

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6. Chickens have over 200 distinct noises they make for communicating.

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7. When it comes to birds, the males tend to have the more glamorous feather shape, coloration, songs, and dances.  Female birds choose their mate based on how attractive they find them!

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8. It is estimated that one third of all bird owners turn on a radio for their pet when they leave the house.

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9. According to National Geographic, scientists have an answer for the age old dispute over which came first, the chicken or the egg.  Reptiles were laying eggs thousands of years before chickens appeared.  The first chicken came from an egg laid by a bird that was not quite a chicken.  Therefore, the egg came first.

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10. The first bird domesticated by humans was the goose.

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11. Kiwi birds are blind, so they hunt by smell.

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12. The common phrase “eat like a bird” should mean something quite different!  Many birds eat twice their weight in food each day.  In fact, a bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.

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13. A group of larks is called an exaltation, a group of chickens is called a peep, a group of geese is called a gaggle, a group of ravens is called a murder, and a group of owls is called a parliament.

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14. Crows have the largest cerebral hemispheres (brains), relative to body size, of any avian family.

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15. Mockingbirds can imitate many sounds, from a squeaking door to a cat meowing. They can also imitate sound of other birds.

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16. The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
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17. The Ostrich is the largest bird in the world. It also lays the largest eggs and has the fastest maximum running speed (97 kph).

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18. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

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19. The owl can catch a mouse in utter darkness, guided only by tiny sounds made by its prey.

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1. The boy took the Nike’s slogan seriuosly!!!8

2. Would you like swim here?Adplacementwrong

3. That leaves every girl excited!!!bad-ad-placement

4. Airline Crashed!!!blog_dont-make-these-harsh-yet-hilarious-outdoor-ad-mistakes-turkish-airlines

5. Now this is really embarrassing!!! CocaColafail

6. Hand pump that provides Coca-Cola!!!Cola

7. Poor Truck!!!filmbillboard

8. When Snapdeal Trolled Flipkart!!!flipkartversussnapdeal

9. Kingfisher Airlines smart placement of ad!!!KingfisherversusJetairways

10. Delhi Metro never cease to amaze us!!!Manforce

11. Coca Cola trolled by Pepsi!!!Pepsi

12. Hitman shoots the baby!!!slide-121

13. Wrong choice of advertisement on website!!!spicejet

14. What a Smell!!!SRKad

15. Don’t look there, Son. Don’t Look!!!tumblr_nfebz5mefO1tj9xtio1_1280

16. Giant D**ks available here!!!worst-funny-ad-placements-15

17. Epic placement!!!Yahoo

 

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BestIndian_teacher2School days were one of the best days of our life, which we didn’t knew before we left the school. There are many things that made the school life the best. These includes, infinite enjoyment with friends, never ending homework, lunch time, and of course, teacher’s illogical statements. Here are some of the most common dialogues used by Indian Teachers.

1. “Why are you laughing? Did I said a joke?”
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2. “Those who won’t do their homework, will be punished”1409912307

3. “You keep talking and talking, is this how you going to be all life”1427871080

4. “Why do you want to go outside?”AliaBhatt

5. “Not a single word or you will be sorry”AngryTeacher

6. “I told you to sit down. Can’t you hear what I said”anigif_enhanced-buzz-16710-1383677227-5

7. “Would you please explain what you were mumbling?”BC-11

8. “If you are not interested, go outside and stand”funnystudent

9. “I won’t let you go to the next class”hard

10. “Do you think all teachers are fools?”oooo

11. “What’s so funny? Tell us the joke as well so we could also laugh”skylark_0185_.gif_480_480_0_64000_0_1_012. “You will never be able to become successful”t

13. “Is this the way you behave at home?”tumblr_lju8q6lH6r1qdvraco1_500

14. “If you don’t want to study, then don’t come to school”tumblr_mdnpa5BiuJ1qeyhwio1_r1_50015. “Your batch is the worst batch ever”813

16. “I would have better be a Government school teacher”Chatur

17. “How did you forgot homework? Did you forgot to eat?”Amitabh1

18. “Is this a class or a fish market?”angryteacher (1)

19. “So what if the bell has rung? Give me two minutes more?”anigif_enhanced-buzz-30874-1415095608-9

20. And the most common “Silence”
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1. Didn’t they knew what they were doing!!!12. At first, the image seemed fine, but then I scrolled down!!! 2d7d6e48-0f40-41cc-a7cd-c9f8f9837f5e

3. Window trolled Dominos!!!9e283ff4-d72a-4932-924c-7ad8f1790228

4. Master Engineer!!!15-Pictures-Of-Crazy-Design-And-Engineering-Mistakes-14-370x400

5. How do they manage such task?21-Civil-Engineer-Transportation-Design-Bridge-Fail-500x350

6. Too damn High!!!!88cde0c9-ac0a-498e-9ce2-fa1651ca9512

7. Too damn Low!!!failed-3

8. And you will fall!!!!8153a93c-487e-4f18-a8e1-80b04d83998a

9. Engineering mistake by God!!!1904269_760817547272592_2111019945_n

10. Bricks seems to live there!!!21894167-308e-494d-b7dd-f6d4748e89be

11. Someone please tell me, Why???91699530d71823eb4b9f033240ff33b7

12. For what purpose, exactly?1259111909

13. You can only go upstairs, downstairs are prohibited!!!13320103997550905611

14. It all ends here!!!building-fails18

15. Seriously!!!building-fails26

16. Did they forgot ceasing!!!chinese-apartment-building-road-middle

17. Door for suiciders!!!5913_engineering-mis

18. In order to meet the wall!!!

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19. Two in one Bathroom!!!1289

20. The biggest mistake!!!wtf-construction-mistakes-gloriousmind.com-10

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You think you are Mr. Perfect. How about a little test to confirm if you have a dirty mind?

1. It’s a Lamp!!!2lamp

2. That’s a baby’s eye, you perv!!!3babyeye

3. Three pigs, not what you are thinking!!!
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4. That’s an armpit, fellas!!!10pitt_0

5. Just some cheerleaders practising!!!12cheers_0

6. It is a leaning arm!!!13arm_0

7. It is a bike’s seat, and she’s cute!!!14bikeseat

8. Hairy leg not arm!!!15hairyarms

9. When you see her armpit!!!17butt_0

10. Ironically true!!!19FamilyPlanning

11. You seriously have a dirty mind, It’s bike’s seat, again!!!24bikeride

12. Obviously a handbag, must have observed by most!!!27handbag

13. Mother of perfect timing!!!30bentover

14. What to say… I have a dirty mind!!!b8145bb00838b97b9a3e90cc21535571_650x

15. A soldier, or a soldier enjoying!!!d2a4f0d8598f2cc745f40870a4678724_650x

16. True!!!
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17. When you see him reading!!!fb_1610

18. That is a retina!!!hqdefault (1)

19. Clean you mind. That’s a glass!!hqdefault

20. Now that would be a really embarrassing situation!!!Dirty+mind+posts+thought+about+this+earlier+if+ears+and_75e566_3909494

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You think your smartphone is hard as it contains high quality fibre, Gorilla Glass 3 and made up of metal. Well, try to compare it with none other than the father of hardhip – Nokia 3310.

1. Never threw your Nokia 3310 anywhere in anger!!!4aa

2. You can use it as a weapon!!!5a5

3. Or a Hammer, for that matters!!!tumblr_m508mlgOTw1qjc97oo1_500

4. The only way to survive end of the world!!!8c75. Offers the best game ever!!!22

6. Truly an epic truth!!!52

7. Or probably his grandson!!!

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8. If you ever have any problem, just turn it off and on!!!101

9. Criminal with the most destructive weapon made by mankind!!!168

10. As hard as hell!!!14633-Nokia-3310-MEME

11. Now I know why it possess such powers!!!62447

12. Who wants a sensitive car when you can get a tank at such price!!

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13. How in the hell? 180901-rage-guy-via-nokia-3310

14. F**k 2300mAH battery!!!!5567334_20140617103229

15. Better take care of it more than your smartphoneor you’ll cost your house!!!5731585_20140929100228

16. The most indestructible smartphone!!!b540h11DFCB09

17. The wisest thing done by the one who cannot be named!!!bc428ffff75aaf02e8b8509c0c519e1dc2fe0a395930238262818357399fcab2

18. What have I done to the world?cdlmc

19. Well, accident happens…e4308a06-22ce-4d51-a0d1-85a7d1548b46-bestSizeAvailable

20. Better keep it away from the decepticons!!!fd2dc72bb6cbe94d20def12687342660

21. Charge your smartphone, won’t even run for a day!!!

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22. Again, be careful with the thing!!!iphnok

23. 3310 punch, Never mess with it!!!knuckle-phone_c_288063

24. The lord of the Nokia 3310!!!nokia mordor

25. iPhone vs Nokia 3310 – Hence proved!!!nokia-3310_712215

26. Another proof of the hardness of Nokia 3310!!!Nokia-phone

27. Keep it aside you, not above you. Not at all!!!
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28. Modern Smartphones vibrate, can’t feel a thing!!!

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29. So there would be survivors after a nuclear war!!!What-Would-Remain-After-A-Nuclear-Explosion-Nokia-3310-Funny-Picture30. Osama Bin Laden Trolled by Nokia 3310!!!

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They say “Behind every successful man, there is a woman”. Indian men seems to the take the saying very seriously as they are not able to perform any trivial task without the help of their better half that often makes their wives crazy. Here are some of those annoying things every Indian men do to drive their wives insane.

1. Not taking a bath for days!!!1

2. Looking at other women without noticing their wife!!!2

3. Not keeping track of their wife’s birthday!!! acidic wife

4. Ignoring all the lectures their wife give them!!!article-201549015121054730000

5. Not showing up for food even after million times she ask!!!article-201549015234755427000

6. Always asking for things!!!article-201549015325955979000

7. Leaving their towels anywhere in the house!!!giphy131
8. Making their wife cry with silly talks!!!patient wife

9. Doing things that are very embarrassing to witness like eating with their mouth wide open!!!
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10. Smoking in the bathroom!!!south-indian-woman-in-north-india-3

11. Always making their wife feel like they did the biggest mistake by choosing them as husbands.tumblr_inline_nldaqq7X2x1ss27h4

12. Always asking for different things to eat!!!tumblr_mvqaowtyj31r0hstso1_500

13. Pointing their wife’s mistakes even though the current topic is the problem with them!!!tumblr_nbk03fKDr11sgeqxco5_r1_500

14. Being a complete Mama’s boy!!!article-201549015185155131000

15. Start eating anything anywhere!!!article-201549015225855378000

16. Snoring like hell at nights202893-snore-big

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It is a well known fact that other than a Dog, a man’s best friend is his D**k. After all, both of them are born together and left the world together. Furthermore, relationship between entities can be compared with with a toothbrush and toothpaste, inseparable.maxresdefault

However, AIB Knockout showed this relationship like no one has ever showed. With perfect analysis and mind boggling facts that are associated with the videos, no wonder this latest AIB video has been going viral from the day it is posted. Do not miss the video at all, if you are a MAN.

Watch the Video here.

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CLose enough meme

Social Medias these days are flooded with several close enough memes. Some of them aren’t that convincing while some are awfully hilarious. Here are some of those hand-picked  Close Enough pictures which are very amusing.

1. Women playing in water, Close Enough!!!CLose enough women

2. Very well observed!!!CLose enough women

3. This is how I sit on my computer.CLose enough meme

4. Kids always gets what they want!!!CLose enough meme

5. Predator Close Enough!!!

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6. Every Boyfriend’s nightmare!!!CLose enough meme

7. Those who try never loses!!!CLose enough meme

8. The little mermaid look alike!!!CLose enough meme

9. Life of Pi – Better than the original!!!CLose enough meme

10. Disguise at its best!!!CLose enough meme

11. How girls take pictures?CLose enough meme

12. I never want to have a tattoo from him!!!CLose enough meme

13. It will take some long years but hey, Close Enough!!!

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14. The swimmer trolled by Lazy cat!!!CLose enough meme

15. Me picturing Mona-Lisa!!!CLose enough meme

16. Leaning Tower of Pisa, Indian Version. Close Enough!!!

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17. This is how to become sexy!!!close-enough-meme-3

18. How you think you will look while getting out of the pool? Expectation vs Reality!!!CLose enough meme CLose enough meme

19. My Lacoste T-Shirt, Custom Made!!!CLose enough meme

20. The best of Jugaad!!!
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21. Now that is certainly close enough!!!CLose enough meme

22. Me having a night camp!!!CLose enough meme

23. It All started like these!!!CLose enough meme

24. Apple Ipod, Close Enough!!!CLose enough meme

25. Oggy and the Cockroaches character look-a-like!!!CLose enough meme

26. Magica De Spell Look-a-like!!! Close EnoughCLose enough meme

27. Now here is the most epic Close Enough Picture that ever existed!!! Extremely Close EnoughCLose enough meme

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Monica Dogra is an American singer of Indian origin, infamous for her rock band and debut in Bollywood with Dhobi Ghat has made some more news recently, however, not for a good reason as she asked for people to pay money for her next project titled Shiver, for which she wanted to create brilliant music video with big international names associated with it. Monica_Hot_09She took the help of her social media networking account and received a very devastating response from people, negatively I should say, as they made hilarious comments on her post and begin mocking her. She claimed to use the money for Human Right for which, more negative response followed with very cold response on the social media.
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Devastated by the kind of reaction she gets, she again showed her temper by posting her life struggle and how she manage to become an artist, which again received only criticism.monica-dogra-blah-bl_062915010018

Well, I certainly hope she learnt her lesson and won’t do something like that in the future. But hey, who knows what goes in that girl’s mind.

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How come these vegetable end up shaped like these? Surely a question to ask God. Were he trying to make them something else but got confused and ends up making us confused in the process. Well whatever the reason, these are certainly very bizarre. Watch the list of the most weirdly shaped vegetables.


1. A hand shaped Vegetable237860,xcitefun-vegetables-shape-2

2. A potato that is shaped like a B**bs!!! article-2536385-1A83EA6A00000578-77_634x436

3. Mother and son carrot!!!baby-mommy-carrot

4. I like my vegetables to feel the horror of getting eaten!!! cabeadbaccegfe-vegetables-of-unusual-shape-28823

5. “So Fellas, How’s it going?” Probably the most talkative brinjal…cabeadbaccegfe-vegetables-of-unusual-shape-73896

6. What can I say about this weirdly shaped potato?

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7. A duck shaped Tomato!!!cabeadbaccegfe-vegetables-of-unusual-shape-95638

8. A face Shaped Brinjal!!!

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9. A carrot showing its dance move!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-3__605

10. Angry Bird Onion!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-5__605

11. A banana Shaped lemon!!! I wonder how it will taste.unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-6__605

12. A radish that learnt how to walk!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-7__605

13. A fruit that Gotham deserves but doesn’t need anymore!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-20__605

14. A feet shaped carrot!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-21__700

15. A potato shaped like a sheep!!! unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-22__605

16. This broccoli seems to have something to say!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-24__605

17. A pumpkin’s head that is shaped like a dragon!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-110__605

18. An Owl shaped Apple!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-111__605

19. This pickle seems to be very angry being in that jar!!!unusual-shape-fruit-vegetables-112__605

20. A duck shaped cucumber!!!veggie_miracles_06

21. A Panda look alike potato!!!weird-fruit-and-vile-vegetables-6

22. Ginger that looks like the parsnip!!!witchsplitDM2003_468x249

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When Kasab was charged with a crime for entering the VT Station without ticket, I thought Indian law is really illogical. But when I heard these Laws, I finally came to understand that Indian laws are way better. Here are some of the nonsensical, impractical and unexplainable laws of the world that will amaze you for sure.

1. It is illegal to murder someone wearing a bulletproof jacket in New Jersey. Means you can murder someone if you are not wearing one.

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2. You can’t take the picture of a rabbit in the month of June in Wyoming. Certainly the rabbit also needs to take a break from the photo shoot.

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3. It is illegal for men to give their lover a box of chocolate that weighs over 50 lbs in Idaho. Now that certainly is a crime.

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4. In Maine, you can’t have Christmas decorations up after January 14th. You may have the decorations before the arrival of Christmas but not after it, at least until mid of January.

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5. You can’t walk on the streets of Connecticut with your hands. Now who would walk on the street with their hands? And if someone do have such talent, why do you arrest that person?

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6. Dying in London Houses of Parliament is illegal. Therefore, if you wish to die, then please wait until you exit the House or you will be punished after your death.

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7. You can’t flush your toilet in a apartment with living person in Sweden after 10 PM. So hold your horses until its morning.

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8. You need to be over 18 years old in Carolina if you wish to play pinball machine. With flying balls, springs, loud noises and bright lights, you sure need to be a responsible adult to play pinball.

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9. You can have death sentence if you put salt on the railway track in Alabama. Well, Railway Track, Salt and Alabama, truly a deathly combination.

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10. Donkeys can’t sleep in bathtubs in Arizona. Just give poor donkeys a little break as well. Not in the bathtub though..

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11. In California, no vehicle is allowed to travel more than 60 miles per hour without a driver. Apparently no vehicle can travel at a speed of 0 Miles per hour without driver, but hey, you got to keep the limits.

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12. It is illegal to speed over 65 miles per hour on your bicycle in Connecticut. If someone would cross over 65 miles per hour, he surely would be an alien and definitely needs to be captured.

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13. According to the grapevine, you can’t fish while sitting on the neck of a Giraffe in Illinois. Well, it certainly is hard to imagine such situation, but if you do find yourself in this condition, make sure you are not in Illinois.

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14. It is illegal to rob a bank then shoot the bank teller with a water gun in Louisiana. If you are a man then come with a real gun.

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15. You can’t share vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbour in Colorado. If you need to share, share anything but makes sure it’s not vacuum cleaner.

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16. According to the law in Minnesota, no one can cross the State Lines with a duck on their head. Finally a law that is understandable. I mean which state would want their citizen to leave with a duck on their head. Very punishable crime.

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17. It is illegal to whistle underwater in Vermont. If someone do have the potential to whistle in the water, they would also posses powers like running though the walls, talk to the pigeons, able to fly in light speed and many more. Such person should be punished.

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What happens when CNN makes a mistake, the answer is severe confusion amongst them and the viewers! Earlier this week CNN ran a segment with an alarming message “ISIS FLAG SPOTTED AT GAY PRIDE PARADE”. But the flag was actually adorned with symbols of different sex toys. But the reporter didn’t think so, she thought that she was the only one who noticed the jihadi flag.  Correspondent Lucy Pawle  quoted ‘ This man dressed in black and white was waving what appears to be a very bad mimicry, but a very clear attempt to mimic, what is the ISIS flag – the black and white flag with the distinctive lettering.’CNN nEws

This is the picture of the controversial flag. It doesn’t look like an ISIS flag from any angle. Looks like she has got a lot to learn about them.  Immediately after this mistake twitter flooded with viewers pointing out her mistake.2a0e62db00000578-0-image-m-63_1435500166969 2a0e62d400000578-0-image-m-64_14355001769732a0e62e000000578-0-image-m-62_1435500156506

Well live and learn Lucy, that’s all we have got to say!

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With Monsoon arrived in whole India, here are some of the most hilarious images of rain in India that will tell you why Indian rains is better than anywhere in the world.

1. Group selfie in the rain!!!323

2. The epic truth of Indian Rain!!!1905ba96654f8964a2c0303564e98099

3.  Swimming Pool made by God!!!

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4. No water in home, Not a problem in India!!!
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5. It’s raining, means rest day in India!!!

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6.Typical Indian family in Monsoon!!!

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7. I knew the rain would come, so I bought an Umbrella!!!logic_completely_escapes_some_people_540

8. Performed by experts, please don’t try at home!!!Height of Innovation_India_www.funkyphotos.org.
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. Vehicle literally disappeared!!!!monsoon-1

10. Man at work in rain!!!mumbai_rain_Main

11. Cars and boat on a same platform!!! Only happens in India.Mumbai_Rain12_501173455

12. Dangerous Men!!!mumbai-rain-manhole-reuters

13. Rain in India that leaves the vehicles only upper part visible!!!Rain-Glitters-5

14. Teacher and students of the year!!!rain-overflow-in-school-college-class-funny

15. Water ride in India!!! rains-mumbai

16. Rain is just a word for Indians!!!Thumbnails

17. Indians always seem to perform their work, no matter what the situations are!!!

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18. Who cares if it’s raining?Mumbai June 16 :- Heavy rain slash in Mumbai. In pic water logging at N M Joshi Marg B D D Chawl.

19. Train in India that runs on water!!! EpicMumbai-rains-train-IANS

20. Still, feeling of rain in India is the best feeling in the world!!!main-schoolgirl-monsoon-noah-seelam_afp_getty-images-121955895

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1. Waiting for a perfect click!!!22_1435134781

2. If only all photographers looked like this!!!582

3. When wedding photographer was no good, she took the matter in her own hands!!!532721_406058146081397_2071659131_n

4. At least one would capture a kind of shot I want!!!att293150

5. They are all shooting!!!!crazy-dangerous-photographers-17-620x351

6. Who needs a girl, when you got a DSLR!!!Crazy-Photographer1

7. Disguised as a swan to capture a nice shot, Hats Off!!!
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8. Behind the scenes of Nat Geo!!!crazy-photographers-wcth04

9. Up we go and shoot!!!Dallas-wedding-photographers

10. Don’t move you little prick!!!dedicated-photographers-12__700

11. The heights of photography!!!dedicated-photographers-13__700

12. Get Off Me, you morons, I’m a cat , not a caterpillar!!!dedicated-photographers-14__700

13. Are you testing me? You are just a mere human!!! 7668889041460552972

14. Nice click, Pal!!!dedicated-photographers-19__700

15. Little closer, just a little closer!!!dedicated-photographers-23__700

16. How dare you try to capture my photo???dedicated-photographers-24__700

17. You are shooting the wrong guy, man!!!dedicated-photographers-26__700

18. Give me great shot, driver!!!dedicated-photographers-30__700

19. If only these were girls!!!!dedicated-photographers-32__700

20. He certainly have better than ours!!!dedicated-photographers-34__700

21. Protecting the camera is first priority!!!extreme-photographers-63__700

22. On the road to become an insane photographer!!!
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23. Why should humans have all the fun!!!f4cf48a7571e9c7ac01eb2652ecad24d

24. Prince of persia capturing, captured!!!FullSizeRender8__700

25. I finally got the click I wanted, not that I could show it to the world!!!!image1044__70026. Oh man, just get me out of here, already!!!post-62261-30-Crazy-Photographers-Who-Wil-Xj6d

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We usually live in a time where information can be find on our fingertips. However, there are still many a times when we stumbles upon some facts that leaves our mouth wide open. And with a country like China that has a vast range of facts that are both known and not known to the world. Here are some of the most surprising and unearthly facts about China that you need to know.

1. China uses Geese as their new guard dogs. Geese have excellent hearing ability and are said to be very brave and intelligent. In many ways, superior to dogs.

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2. In China, 13 millions abortions are made every year. That is equal to some 53,000 abortions per day.

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3. Traffic jams in Beijing costs over $11.3 billion. When calculated, the time, gas and environmental damage sums up to over 70 billion Yuan, that is well over $11.3 billion of financial damage.

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4. Air pollution in Beijing is equal to smoking a pack of cigarette every day. Ironically, one day spent in Beijing is same as smoking 21 cigarettes.

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5. Toilet paper was invented by China and was only used by emperors. So next time you use a toilet paper, indulge yourself in thought of getting treated as a king.

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6. Fortune cookies isn’t a traditional custom of China. It was invented by a worker in Key Heong Noodle Factory in San Francisco

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7. Chinese cooks eggs in a virgin boy’s pee. They gather the urine from primary school toilets where boys age are below 10 years and use it to cook eggs. They believe it is healthy. Some doctor’s do not agree.

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8. They placed pins on officers collar to make them stand attentively.

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9. They also have cellphone lanes for people who use cellphone while walking. Although it is only in a theme park, there is a complete lane that is only for cellphone users.

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10. Alice in Wonderland was banned in China. The ban was placed in 1931 due to the fact that animals were using human language

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11. Police in China are trained to keep their arms at an exact heights for the military parade: Imagine how they would train for serious combat.

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12. 100 Million people in China lives on less than $1 per day: That is so cheap life.

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13. They execute death sentences 4 times more than the whole world combines: No one would want to commit crime there.

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14. The world biggest mall is in China and usually is 99% empty: What’s the use of making it?

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15. They used 78% of software in 2010 which were pirated.

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16. PlayStation is illegal in China.

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17. By 2020, China will have between 30-40 million who can’t find wives. Possibly due to the one child policy where girl child are often aborted or abandoned.

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18. Rich people in China hire body double to serve their prison sentence. Now who would want to go to prison for money?

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1. Richardson Rolled out after hitting the ball. Look at the Keeper!!! Hilarious Mark-Richardson

2. Watch out for Virat Kohli’s Underpants. Really Embarrassing Fella !!!Virat-pants

3. Now that’s called a role model!!! Swing

4. Energetic Dance by Bhajji, Even Michael Jackson would have left his mouth open!!! scoopwhoop

5. “People who try, never lose” rbp.blogspot

6. Now, who bought a pig in the stadium? Moreover, How come the officials allowed ‘Eddie’ in? A Mystery!!!Pig

7. Sreesanth Performing ‘Shake That’gifsoup3

8. When you accidently sees the result of the best student and realise it soon.imgur

9. The most unfortunate wicket lose is always of Inzamam’s!!!Inzy

10. Cameraman bites the dust. Watch out for the brilliant reaction from two fielders!!! joyreactor

11. Playing Duck Hunt in real life. gifsoup2

12. Fan-Tastic Catch!!! gifsoup

13. That is not a way to celebrate a wicket, Poor Guy!!! gifbin2

14. There goes the ball and here comes the “BIRD”gifbin

15. “Hey, where are you Going? I need you in the innnings”, Says Richardson. 2

16. When cricket became football!!!
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17.  Now, this is what we call, a CELEBRATION. Well Done, Boys!!!!anigif_enhanced-buzz-1155-1339783917-3

18. When umpires tells Pollard to shut up, this was his answer. EPIC!!!anigif_optimized-17147-1429524928-13

19. It’s a Wide, Urrrrrr…. Wicket!!!!bp.blogspotwarne

20. When Billy Bowden Trolled Brett Lee. Still a magnificent delivery that left the batsman handicapped.  bpblogspot

21. You messing with me, Know that I am an Indian!!!10

22. Stripper Slammed by Big Guy Symonds. While the Two Indians watches like – What’s going on? We are here to play cricket.9

23. That is one hard delivery to stop!!!7tocvjc

24. Timing at its best.6

25. Girl caught imitating sex on cricket ground.3HyqEit

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It has been a fact that we Indians can’t seem to say no to people, even if we want to as we believe it is very rude to say no. However, there are some circumstances in life when saying no becomes mandatory in order to avoid misunderstanding. But Indian girls doesn’t seem to understand that and continue to say illogical and bizarre statements when a guy tells them his feelings. Below are 10 most common and irritating excuses given by Indian girls for rejecting a guy.

1 – We are completely different people!

Of course we are. I am a man and you are a women. How did you figure that one out, Doctor Science? Now can we get onto the real reason why you’re dumping me?

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2 – I see you more like a brother!

Gee, when was the last time your real brother groped you at the cinema?

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3 – We are moving in completely different directions!

How can we understand as we don’t read Women’s Weekly?

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4 – Currently, I want to focus on my career!

What career? You are still a student!

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5 – This is too soon after Karan!

It’s been 3 months already since Karan, and you only dated the poor guy for just two weeks anyway.

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6 – It’s not you it’s me!

Meaning = “It’s not me it’s you”.

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7 – I can’t risk ruining our friendship if it didn’t work out!

I’m glad our WW2 troops weren’t like you.

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8 – I want to focus on me for a while

Huh, say what?

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9 – I’ve got a busy exam period coming up

So have I. And?

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10 – I’m carrying too much baggage right now

No you’re not. Your arms are on your hips.

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The first thing that probably comes in every man’s mind after hearing the word “GIRLFRIEND” is “SEX”. Men wishes to have girlfriend in order to have a quality time in bed and most of the time, girls also believes that. However, there are many other things as well that a man would love to see in his girl. Here are some of the most weird things men want from women other than sex.

1. A good cook – Men simply want someone who can feed them delicious food.anigif_enhanced-buzz-6430-1388102473-13

2. A real girl – We do not want someone with fake personality, instead we look for girls who don’t hesitate to show herself.bad-hair-day-gif18

3. A clumsy girl – Well, we do wish to to have a responsible girl, but clumsiness is one aspect we also search in them.jennifer-lawrence-fall1

4. No Makeup please – Men loves girl with real beauty rather than made upkats1

5. Sensitive – All men wishes their girl to be sexy, and sometime sensitivity and resistance is way sexieroup1u8

6. Unmatched Lingerie is a dream of every men

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7. Strong – A man does not want a weak girlfriend, instead he wants someone who can support him in every stepStrong_122d02_5362939

8. Freaks – Men just love girls who are freak like themtumblr_m36vcpicAe1qeub6p

9. A good listener – Men also don’t like “Do this” and “Do that” type of girls saying whatever in every conversationtumblr_mdsb1oJXnx1rs0blno1_500

10. A good driver – Now, we don’t always want to be the one sitting on driver’s seat
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11. Confident – Men wishes to have a girl who stays with them everywhere without the fear of people’s commenttumblr_ml223ptKep1rugkpho9_250

12. Crazy – A girl who does crazy things at times is always wanted by men
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13. Responsible – Another trait men usually look in every girl. tumblr_static_filename_640_v2

14. Seeing her undone – The most common thing every men desires in her women is seeing her undone

hot_stars_strip_off_all_their_clothes_2015. Curves – Today, all women workout for getting size Zero or flat figure, but men usually prefer women with nice curves.

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After a dog, cars would probably be the second best friends of men. It not only helps them from going to one place from another, but also offer them several other advantages as well. Below are given some of the most important reasons why you should have a car along with how to keep your car safe.

1. An honest car can save you, even from the cops.

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2. The best time to wash a car?Funny Car Memes - 183. Understand that we aren’t the only who loves sex!!!funny_car_mwxms_Pak101(dot)com

4. It must be Mr. Bean’s new car. Learn from him how to protect your car.Funny-car_tmb

5. Beer giving car from Germany. Go there to buy a car!!!Funny-Car-33

6. Find a car made for you. A car every man would desire.Funny-Car-44

7. Finding parking could be difficult, so always be prepared!!!!Funny-Car-722

8. Do not buy a car from China.Funny-Car-Memes-W630

9. Always check for nice headlights!!!funny-car-pant

10. Driving a car also means fast running?funny-car-sticker

11. Go to the best mechanic for high horsepower engine.Horsepower-W630

12. Just watch out for the leaf while driving a Ferrari!!!images

13. A nice car is the key to girl’s ……!!!New-ferrari-W630

14. Don’t let your wife drive your car, EVER.this-doesnt-look-good.-W630

15. Never go to the State Bank Of India with your car.bank-W630

16. Drink and driving, strictly prohibited!!!

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Maggi has been banned in India due to excess amount of lead present. This has triggered into a massive campaign all over the India with people both criticizing and sympathizing with the 30 years old noodles. The social networking websites these days are filled with many hilarious memes regarding the ban on popular brand. Here are some of the funniest memes on Maggi Ban.

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Tollywood has been gaining so much fame these days, which can be seen on Hindi movie channels as recently, most of the movies shown on televisions are from the South. Also, due to the emergence of actors such as R. Madhavan, Siddhartha, Asin, Genelia D’Souza, Sonu Sood, Dhanush and many more have also increased the interest of audience in South movies. Even though these movies have collected a huge amount of box office collection along with critical acclaim, the TV channels show these movies with their Hindi translated names, which is actually pretty hilarious. Here are some of the most outrageous Hindi Translation names of South movies with their English meanings that will make your stomach hurt from laughing.

 

1. Daruvu (2012) – Jeene nahi doonga (Won’t Let You Live)

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2. Arrambam (2015) – Player ek khiladi (Player, An Entertainer)

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3. Irumbu Kuthirai (2014) – Dhoom Machale (Make Some Blast)

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4. Aatadista (2008) – Daring Gundaraj (Daring criminal World)

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5. Thulasi (2007) – The Real Man Hero (The Real Man Hero)

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6. Satyam (2015) – The Return of Khakee (The return of Khaki)

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7. Thimiru (2006) – The Return of Zid (The Return of Stubbornness)

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8. Nuvvostanante nenoddantana (2005) – Mr. Idiot Ek Dilwala (Mr. Idiot, A bighearted)

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9. Rechipo (2009) – Aaj Ka Naya Khiladi (Today’s New Player)

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10. Athisaya ulagam (2014) – Godzilla Mera Saathi ( Godzilla, My Friend)

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11. Majaa (2005) – Dada No. 1 (Brother No. 1)

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12. Pokiri (2006) – Tapori Wanted (Vagrant Wanted)

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13. Khatarnak (2006) – Main Hoon Khatarnak ( I Am Dangerous)

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14. Sankham (2009) – Phir Ek Most Wanted (Most wanted Once More)

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Face swaps are like really funny but it becomes even more interesting when you will see these Bollywood movie posters. Here are 13 movie posters with face swaps that are surely going to make you laugh. Check it out right here:

1. Holiday

When Sonakshi becomes Akshay and Akshay becomes the Sonakshi of the movie….this happens!!

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2. Ramleela

Deepika Padukone and Ranveer Singh might have never imagined this version of their movie poster ever

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3. Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

We should ask Katrina Kaif about her opinion on this, what say?

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4. Tevar

Thats some “Tevar” we can see here. We love Arjun Kapoor in that outfit, adorable right?

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5. Kick

Aap devil ke face par and devil aapke face par…

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6. Raanjhanaa

Sonam Kapoor would definitely not want you to see this while Dhanush won’t really mind.

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7. Shootout At Lokhandwala

Laila teri le li, already!!

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8. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge

Bade Bade Deshon Mein Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rehti Hai

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9. Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhaniya

Varun toh paida hi hot hua tha and this just makes it obvious

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10. Heropanti

Kya Kare Sabko Aati Nahi And Kriti Ki Jaati Nahi, agreed Tiger Shroff ?

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11. Bang Bang 

Their chemistry was sizzling hot but we wonder how this swap will turn out to be? Hrihik Roshan and Katrina Kaif were surely not expecting this.

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12. Highway

Randeep Hooda kidnapped by Alia Bhatt, the rest of the story one can only imagine!!

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13. Hasee Toh Phasee

Parineeti Chopra still looks cute but Siddharth Malhotra is nailing with those long tresses and that look in his eyes.

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This man, our dear Mr. Bean has profoundly made us laugh all the while. Rowan Atkinson, he is.. we dose you up with a few details about this man on his birthday!

1. He isn’t dead. He is very much alive. Rumors flooded in 2012 as well as 2013. One being that he had committed suicide right after the producer removed him on Johnny English 3 and another with wikipedia also going bonkers about his demise. Gladly! We still have him amongst us in flesh & bones; alive.
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2.Initially original name to be decided for Mr. Bean was Mr. White, but he did not use the name because it had the streak of color sense. He tried to change the name with vegetables, Mr. Cauliflower, but ended up on Mr. Bean.
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3.While in school, Rowan Atkinson studied in the same class with former prime minister Tony Blair.
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4.Studied “Electrical engineering” at Newscastle University and then Queen’s College, Oxford. Still he choose to be a comedian, that’s some fun streak!
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5.While he used to be a class clown when he was young, by the time he got into his pre-teens he developed self-consciousness and became rather quiet and withdrawn.
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6.Mr Bean Tv Series premiered in 1990 – 1995 A total of 18 episodes.
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7.Although known for her role in Mr geeky. Bean, but he’s very educated. His writing often nampang in various automotive media like magazines Car and Evo magazine.
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8.One of the actions Mr. Bean, well-liked by his fans, was when his head wedged in a giant turkey as he tried to spice it up.
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9.Mr. Bean had a girlfriend named Irma Gobb who also had a stuffed Teddy Bear, who always carried it along!
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10.Has a little known documentary, made around 1991, called “The Driven Man”. It features his exploration of his obsession with cars and about the psychology of car driving. It can be found on YouTube and I highly recommend it.
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And we are on the last day of this year 2014, all set to begin a new year. While some people are like, 2015, new year, new me! is a stupid lame thing! Let them think, because even if that takes us a new year for a change there is nothing wrong in it. Besides my point here is, if we are to start a new year, it would make sense if we ended this year with a good closure & how would that be? I’ve some ideas.

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You could write up your feelings & throw out a mail. Anger, love, confession.. anything! All away.
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You could also end up a bitter relationship & actually burn up the stuff in the bonfire.

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New Year Eve Party! Well the same old thing, but its kind of a good thing to put end to something that’s going in a happy party dance.

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If you’ve nothing better to do & no party invite. Turn on the t.v & drop your jaw watching your stars perform. Like yeah! Still good, you don’t have to deal with a hangover on the 1st of 2015! See?

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Besides, new year resolutions also make sense only when you’ve thought about how this year went by, the good & the bad times. Finding plausible ways to make changes to the bad times. You don’t have to be hard on yourself. You just need be happy! 😀

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Have a blast! Happy New Year fellas!! 😀

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So, you are into a writers block? Oh! So am I!! There are a hell of things we face, and you’d absolutely agree to it, anyhow those not into writing, you give us a hard time, see for yourself, how!!

1. People are there to tell you how much writing pays, as if you didn’t know for yourself.

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2. Haan! Bhai, tum toh next Chetan Bhagat ho! (Yes, you are the nest Chetan Bhagat). I wish I could tell them, that he’s a writer & I respect him…but as for a writer, there are others who are dead, alive & also write!! I wish, you knew their names! Ha! Like mine?

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3. The copy-paste syndrome!! Do you get credits for it? Of course! NOT!! Damn! And to get more hits of likes than you? That’s highly intolerable.

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4. I write as well!! You know these ones, don’t you. They write! Pathetically! But then, can you say that onto their face?

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5. How do you write so well? Darn it!! Really? My hands do some kind of a job there.

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6. You should try writing a novel. I think you should stop giving suggestions because honestly, I did try & if it succeeds someday, you’ll hear from me!

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7. Could you please do me a favor? Could you write a passage for me? I know, you write well. The faltering praises to procrastinate their job!! Hallelujah!! Even if its writing only an application! Jeez!

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8. I don’t understand your writing. This is inclusive of hand writing. Here I want to jab my wrist into a tight fist and thawack right on your nose!! You are ignorant if you don’t understand the meaning! Try dictionary! And if my handwriting is not legible, I doubt your literacy ! Yes! I write in cursive calligraphy, I doubt if you know how to spell it!!

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9. If you’re not writing, you are reading! Yeah, and you! If you are not talking you are still talking! Shut up!!

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10. “When you publish your book! Please don’t forget me!” Okay! This is way too much, if you’re important, I will. If not you’re not even  saved contact in my phone list. Nothing to do with writing.

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11. The good omen point. We writers in writer blocks, have our high’s & lows! We make mistakes, we do a lot of sloppy stuff.. we already have hard time being sane! Please don’t make it worse for us!

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