For Football Lovers: THE 10 FIFA COMMANDMENTS

For Football Lovers: THE 10 FIFA COMMANDMENTS

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Thou shalt never walk in front of the screen when a game is being played.

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Thou shalt abide by the shotgun rules when selecting who goes first.

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Thou shalt never pause the game to text a woman back.

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If a loss of over 5 goals occurs, one must produce a letter. If a loss of over 10 goals occurs, one must produce a letter, a video and a phone call to the victor’s mother explaining how their child is a superior being.

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Thou shalt never accept that one quick game will always lead to more.

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Thou shalt not look at the opponents controller during a penalty.

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Thou shalt not seek out a team’s best player and aim to injure.

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Thou shalt not watch replays of bad goals.

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When a player chooses a club team, Thou shalt not choose an international side.

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Thou shalt always allow whoever’s house it is to be player 1.

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