Thou shalt never walk in front of the screen when a game is being played.
Thou shalt abide by the shotgun rules when selecting who goes first.
Thou shalt never pause the game to text a woman back.
If a loss of over 5 goals occurs, one must produce a letter. If a loss of over 10 goals occurs, one must produce a letter, a video and a phone call to the victor’s mother explaining how their child is a superior being.
Thou shalt never accept that one quick game will always lead to more.
Thou shalt not look at the opponents controller during a penalty.
Thou shalt not seek out a team’s best player and aim to injure.
Thou shalt not watch replays of bad goals.
When a player chooses a club team, Thou shalt not choose an international side.
Thou shalt always allow whoever’s house it is to be player 1.